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August 29, 2003


Cougars Neutralize Northside:  Losing Streak Ended!
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NORTHSIDE HIGH SCHOOL -- Well, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, cougar (and Pete Cougar) fans of all ages, the Pulaski County High School football season is here once again.  Although this first game did not take place at Dobson Stadium and therefore did not possess the truly spine-tingling feeling as other first games, it came very close.  A special thanks goes out to Cougardave for that awesome tailgate before the game.  Another highlight was the year's first performance by the Golden Cougar Marching Band.  The concessions smelled wonderful, the air had that familiar breeze that this writer has come to naturally associate with these games, and our boys looked imposing in practice.  Tonight was going to be good.

The coin toss saw the Cougars win and, as usual, defer to the second half. Kicker Jamie Steger launched the ball almost dead-on into the arms of Northside's Kyle Lawson, who successfully got a rise out of the home crowd with a run all the way to the forty-four yard line before Cougar quarterback Britt Shumate got the first tackle, giving the Vikings excellent field position to begin the game.  The rest of the first drive of the game was relatively short.  A short three-yard gain was ended quite abruptly by senior defensive lineman Matt Hall.  A penalty followed and pushed the Vikings back to the forty-five where they gained three yards again before the unfortunate carrier was clobbered by the biggest moving wall of gold, white, and burgundy this writer has seen in a while.  With the down second and ten, Matt Hall made his presence known (and felt) a second time by slamming the carrier for no gain, just seconds after the quarterback was nearly sacked and barely got the handoff.  Northside followed up with a foolproof plan--the punt.

Pulaski now had a shot to dish out some well-desired payback for the losses of the last two years, and they wasted no opportunities.  Derrick Burks stepped into the fray for the first time of the season and, from the Cougar forty-four, snagged six yards and landed his team directly on the fifty-yard line.  From center stage, Derrick gained eight more for a first down on the Northside forty-two, and then he proceeded to the thirty-five for seven more.  After a warning from the officials (to which team this writer cannot recall), Coach Turner sent forth his second offensive weapon, Brandon Anderson.  On his very first play, Brandon got the pitch and pulled what Ardent Cougar refers to as the "one-two punch," which saw him screaming into the end zone for the first touchdown of the game.  A successful extra point followed, putting the Cougars on the board 7-0.  The clock at Viking Stadium, however, was seriously screwed up and still read 12:00.  Interesting.

The following kickoff again went into the arms of Viking number twelve Kyle Lawson.  Much to the delight of the away crowd, he was stopped dead at the mere fifteen-yard line.  Northside tried to be fancy and run wide right and around the hulking Cougar defense and got a decent five yards for their trouble before Greg Sartin took the carrier down.  Another five-yarder followed and got a first down under the Viking's belts.  After a short two-yard run stopped by Brandon Anderson, Northside got the first (but definitely not last) foul of the game for illegal use of hands.  Going back six yards made the down second and fourteen.  S.G. Brown prevented any significant gain by drilling the carrier at the nineteen.  A two-yard loss followed, and then another punt was called for.

Brandon Anderson nabbed the soaring ball for a fair catch to begin Pulaski's second drive on the forty-eight.  Burks then carried it straight into a first down and then snagged seven more yards.  Another first down by Burks followed and then a no-gainer ensued at the twenty-five.  Shumate pitched right to Anderson after that, causing a first down at the thirteen.  With an enviable field position, the Cougars gave the ball to Brandon again but that move was anticipated and he was stopped short at the eleven-yard line.  As this writer thinks back on this, he can almost visualize Jack Turner's hidden smile on the sidelines.  Putting his plan into action, Shumate handed off to Ernie Hodge for a nearly untouched carry.  Hodge's sole obstacle was a Viking lineman whom he bowled over and landed on top of in the end zone.  Steger sealed the drive with another successful extra point, changing the score to 14-0 in Pulaski's favor with the disturbed clock still reading 12:00.

Steger fired the ball into the clear night air again, sailing clear over Kyle Lawson's head for a touchback.  An eleven-yarder followed and then an eight-yarder to the thirty-nine that was stopped by Ryan Dean.  With the down second and a long, monotonous, excruciating two yards, (sure) the Vikings ripped past part of the defensive line and reached the forty-six before Ernie Hodge slammed the ball carrier down.  A wide run to the left occurred next but was unceremoniously terminated by the hungry Cougar defense for no gain.  This was made up for, however, with a successful run to the opposite forty-seven yard line before the carrier was mobbed by Steven Cobbs, Greg Sartin, Ernie Hodge, and to or three unrecognized players as the time (monitored by the officials, thank God) ran out.

The beginning of the second quarter saw the beginning of the end for Northside.  With the down third and three, a first down occurred first thing.  From the forty-nine yard line, however, the Vikings made a bad fake-out attempt and set themselves up for two things: a tackle from Burks and a holding penalty.  Backed up to their own forty-nine, the Vikings tried their hand at a quarterback keeper.  Brandon Fleming, the quarterback, got a full two yards before going down at the hands of Matt Hall.  With the down second and a very short, brief twenty, Northside attempted an option and got a sack from Burks for their trouble.  An illegal motion penalty was also called but Pulaski was kind enough to decline.  This made the down third and twenty-seven on their own thirty-five, an enviable field position for some teams in the district.  The Cougar defense was hungry for some Viking hats here as well and prevented the slightest shred of a gain.  With the down fourth and twenty-seven on the thirty-five, Northside wisely decided to let their defense have a go and punt.

Anderson was once again the one lined up to nab the ball from the air, but it stayed just out of his grasp and rolled dead to the forty.  From there, this writer regrets to say that the Cougars lost five yards and that he was not watching the play as it went down.  After that, however, Derrick Burks literally hopped the defense and gained eleven more to make up for it.  With the down third and four on the Viking's forty-six, Brandon Anderson was basically escorted to the forty-two by Kasey McCambridge, who blocked the whole way for him.  Burks followed up with a fifteen-yard run straight to the twenty-seven, narrowly evading the Northside defense's grasp.  He added two more yards to reach the twenty-five a moment later, and then Shumate handed off to Anderson for the "one-two punch" that Ernie Hodge pulled in the first quarter and scored the third touchdown of the night all the way from the twenty-five, followed by the third extra point of the night which made the score 21-0 with 5:53 remaining in the half, as he clock was finally working at this point.

Another kickoff preceded another touchback.  From the twenty, the Northside quarterback ran a keeper decently to the twenty-eight.  With two yards to go, the carrier reached the thirty-three for the first down.  At this point, this writer noticed the Northside marching band practicing at the end of the field for halftime and saw just how close they were standing to Northside's end zone.  I guess they felt pretty safe and out of the way back there.  From the thirty-three, Northside's number twenty-two got the pitch and ran to the right all the way up to the fifty.  They kept the first down as a result of an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty against Pulaski and made an option pitch.  They got the first down just in time for Steven Cobbs to clobber the carrier.  Next, the carrier made it to the Cougars' thirty-five before Brandon Anderson romped right past the offensive line for the tackle.  A keeper followed and got the Vikings to the thirty-two.  Kyle Lawson ran the ball to the twenty-six before tumbling and going down all by himself.  The unidentified number twenty-two carried it next, going to the far right of the line before Brandon Anderson met him at the twenty and brought him down.  After a time-out, the Vikings ran another first down that required a measurement but checked out.  From the sixteen, Kyle Lawson made a show of reaching the nine-yard line.  After that, the carrier made it all the way to the three yard line before going down.  Apparently, higher powers saw that the officials neglected to blow the whistle and, as a strangely coincidental result, the ball popped right out of the carrier's hands as he went down and there--at Pulaski's own three yard line--the Cougars recovered the ball.

After a two-yard gain, the clock ran out and the halftime festivities began.  As this writer got up and looked around, he noticed that nearly every seat in the away bleachers at Viking Stadium was occupied.  This was the largest turnout I've ever seen for an away game.  As myself and Ardent Cougar were talking about the previous half, Cougardave came down and told me some interesting things.  First, that when he started eating hot dogs, the Cougar's defense got better.  Secondly, he did his infamous "chickenfoot" motion just before Northside fumbled at the end of the half.  Another interesting little fact I did not realize beforehand was revealed by the announcer in the press box.  He stated that Pulaski's Shaun Branscome had a birthday that night.  A few moments and countless Northside jokes later, the clock finally signaled the start of the second half.

The time came for the Cougars to catch the kickoff for a change.  Anderson was once again lined up for it, but couldn't quite get to the ball before it reached the end zone.  From the twenty yard line, Derrick Burks emerged fresh from the locker room and made a short two-yard gain.  Brandon Anderson repeated the gain with two of his own.  With the down third and six, someone either gave or received a bad handoff and the Cougars fumbled the ball but soon recovered it.  After losing four yards as a result of the fumble, the down was fourth and ten, and a punt was called for.  Lawson got the fair catch with Steven Cobbs about a foot away from one of his famous whoppers of a hit.  From the fifty, they tried running a very wide path to the left but were flagged and had to move back to their forty-five.  The carrier was very unfortunate on the next play, when he failed to gain anything before going down at the hands of Frank Baldwin, S.G. Brown, and about three other Cougars.  With the down second and fifteen, Northside fumbled again for another Cougar recovery, much to the delight of those who came to see Pulaski clean house.

This next Cougar drive was extremely short, but productive.  Britt Shumate surprised the heck out of everybody by dropping back for a pass (or as Scott Cougar called it, a "legal forward offensive lateral").  Shumate launched it through the night air right into the arms of Steven Cobbs at about the five yard line with Cobbs wide open.  Something happened, however, and somehow the ball slipped right out of his hands.  After another run for three yards, Brandon Anderson saved the day by weaving clear through the Viking defense and scoring another touchdown, making the defenders look for their knees.  After one of Steger's extra points, the score reached 28-0 with 7:11 remaining in the third quarter.

The kickoff to Northside again led to a touchback.  A four-yard loss followed, and the run after that was nothing short of funny.  Whoever the carrier for the Vikings was, he got two yards in before he was totally bulldozed into the ground by half the Cougar defensive line and a couple of Vikings trying to hold them back.  With the down third and twelve, a pass was completed and Ernie Hodge was nearly injured, but managed to stand up on his own power.  Even when the down was fourth and one, the Vikings couldn't make it past Pulaski's line.

The ball was automatically handed over to the Cougars next.  From the Viking's forty-nine, Burks made it to the forty-seven before going down.  He made up for the short gain by reaching the twenty-nine directly afterward for a gain of eighteen and a first down.  From there, Brandon Anderson took it to the twenty.  The down was now second and one on the twenty.  Derrick Burks ran it next and basically dragged a couple of defenders to the nine yard line.  Brandon Anderson followed up by losing a yard and then being run out of bounds from the ten to the two.  Burks tried another run but was swamped and lost two yards.  It was at this time that the clock for the third quarter ran out.

The fourth and final quarter of game began with Jack Turner delivering a huge slap across the face to Northside head coach Jim Hickam by calling in the second stringers, including quarterback Ryan Dean, running back Chad Thompson and tight end Andrew Gore.  The others this writer failed to recognize.  With the down fourth and four, they attempted a field goal but it failed to connect.

With the ball fresh in Viking hands, they ran wide right and gained two yards as a result.  A pass attempt followed and failed to complete, even when Ernie Hodge missed the interception.  A second pass attempt was batted in the nick of time by Greg Sartin, and the down consequently became fourth and eight, forcing Northside to punt.

Brandon Anderson caught the ball this time and made it to the forty-two before getting pounded into it.  Derrick Burks got the Cougars to the forty-six, but a foul pushed them back to the forty-one directly afterwards. Anderson took back those five yards right away, and then on the next play was run out of bounds and Pulaski was called for holding.  From the thirty-nine, Ernie Hodge ran it through the exhausted Northside defense and made it up to the forty-seven yard line for a gain of eight.  However, it fell short of what the Cougars needed and with the down fourth and four, they decided to punt.

Kicker Jamie Steger landed the ball all the way on the eight yard line.  From there, the carrier ran into a huge wall of red, white, and gold.  He went down fairly hard.  Frank Baldwin prevented any gain on the next play, and there was only a gain of one yard on the play after that.  The down was now fourth and five, and the Vikings decided to punt as well.

Anderson caught the ball and juked to the twenty-three yard line before going down.   Derrick Burks took it from there, again seemingly jumping over the defensive line for a fourteen-yarder to the nine yard line.  An offsides call against the Vikings followed and allowed the Cougars to walk an extra four yards.  There, from the five yard line on the first down, Burks once again took it home for a touchdown and extra point.  With 4:45 remaining in the game, the score was now 35-0.

The kickoff was caught this time and Kyle Lawson was brought down hard and the Cougars were penalized for a facemask.  Five yards later, the carrier was dogpiled after gaining only three yards.  A short two-yarder followed, and then the Vikings fumbled again for a Pulaski recovery.  "YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN' ME!"  This writer shouted to no one in light of the sheer number of fumbles in this game.

The final drive in the game saw the second stringers on field again.  Chad Thompson actually ran the ball in from the twenty-eight for another touchdown, but a penalty called it back.  Ryan Dean gained four yards more and Chad got in another first down just as the clock ran out and all those of the Pulaski County persuasion began cheering and whooping and doing whatever they felt like doing after a win.

Shaun Branscome, when asked if the night's game was a good present, simply laughed out loud and said "Oh yeah.  It was a heck of a gift.  Wonderful."

Britt Shumate blatantly appreciated the new and improved offensive line.  "We played great, stepped it up a lot.  I don't think I was even touched at all tonight.  I love it!  We're doing, like, ten times better than before."

This writer also received word of a little baby named Will, six months old who had, just like Turner in a sense, attended his first Cougar game that night.  He was hysterical, clapping his hands and waving his arms around, loving every minute of it.  Rock on, Will!

Well, that's about it for now.  All you local fans don't forget next week, when the Cougars go head-to-head on the road against the William Fleming Colonels.  Until then, this is Pete Cougar for Cougarfootball.net signing off.  See ya in the stands!

 


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